Disclaimer

       Scissorzone.com is designated as an advertising vehicle for the local cover band self-dubbed "Running with Scissors". Scissorzone.com has no affiliation with the Sony Pictures release of the motion picture titled Running with Scissors, nor the Trade Paperback of said same name, Picador publisher. Any similarities between these entities and the RWS Band is unintentional. Use Scissorzone.com at your own risk, and only under close adult supervision. Web surfer assumes full responsibility. No warranties expressed or implied. Void where prohibited by law. Use only as directed. No purchase necessary. Not available in some areas. You must be this tall to ride. No soliciting. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.  Please read all instructions and warnings before use. View only in a well-ventilated area.  Not responsible for misuse or mishandling. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. May be too intense for younger audiences, viewer discretion is advised. All characters appearing on Scissorzone.com are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. All celebrity voices are impersonated... poorly. Your call may be monitored for quality assurance or training purposes. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. All models are over 18 years of age. Please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. One size fits all. Caution: Product may be hot. Sold by weight, not by volume. Ribbed for her pleasure. Filmed in front of a live, studio audience. Need not be present to win. No animals were harmed in the preparation of this web site. Enlarged to show texture. Refrigerate after opening. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. If found, drop in any mailbox. Do not induce vomiting. Not responsible for lost or stolen items. Beware of dog. This space (____________) intentionally left blank. All parties agree to appear without compensation. This website is subject to change without notice.

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Thank you,
RWS